JUST A FEW OF MY 2000+ ARTICLES
Yes, you read that number right. I've written over 2000 articles. And while I don't think it's a smart idea for either of us to read through all of them right now (maybe later though!), I picked out a few of my favorites.
Sending emails can be surprisingly tricky. Not the literal act of sending, that’s one button, and it’s pretty basic. But actually writing those three or five lines always takes longer than it should. How do I start? How do I end? Where would this smiley face have the most impact? Probably right after the sentence in which I request that the person complete a huge project by an unrealistic deadline, right? [READ MORE]
The Americans returns to TV tonight. Which, unfortunately, means Paige Jennings (Holly Taylor) does too, in all her whiny, God-loving glory. While I love Philip and Elizabeth Jennings (Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell), I cannot STAND their daughter. She spent the entire second season rebelling against her parents in the lamest way possible. She spent the entire second season rebelling against her parents in the lamest way possible. Rather than dabbling in drinking or drugs like a real teenager, she goes against her atheist parents by joining a church youth group. You know who else pulled this stunt? Grace Florrick (Makenzie Vega) from The Good Wife. [READ MORE]
The Time That Barbizon Tried To Scam Me Into Training ‘To Be A Model. Or…Just Look Like One’—The Gloss
Let me set the scene for you. I’m 12 and I’m disgusting. Not especially disgusting, but in the way that all 12-year-old girls are disgusting. I covered my acne with the wrong color concealer, I bought ill-fitting and age-inappropriate clothes from Wet Seal and I experimented heavily with body glitter. Despite several one-sided conversations with God, puberty didn’t seem to be happening, or even on the horizon. To say I was insecure would be an understatement. I don’t remember ever looking in the mirror that year and being impressed with what I saw staring back at me. [READ MORE]
The only thing I enjoy more than watching an Oscar-worthy film in theaters is watching a horribly scripted rom-com with wooden actors, cliche dialogue, bad accents, nonsensical plots and diabolical dads. So you can only imagine how much I loved watching Endless Love this week. You know what, I take that back. You can’t imagine that, because never in the history of horrible movies has a human being enjoyed a movie this much. I loved it so much that I’m tempted to march right back to that theater, steal the movie from them and take it out on a swanky Valentine’s Day Date. [READ MORE]